Design recipes for brighter living
Same house. Brighter future.
Bold, buildable exterior glow-ups for ordinary homes—without a designer, a gut renovation, or another beige compromise.
Color changes everything.
Ordinary to iconic
Color-firstMake your mediocre house fucking fantastic.
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No vague inspiration boards
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No luxury-renovation math
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No playing it safe with beige
The glow-up formula
Less renovation. More transformation.
A Not Beige kit gives one part of your home a colorful, cohesive direction—with enough detail to make it real.
Choose your flavor
Palm Springs · Desert · Oceany · Vintage
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Color, actually assigned
Exact paint colors with clear calls for body, trim, fascia, doors, and the high-impact spots worth making special.
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A point of view built in
Palm Springs, desert, oceany, or vintage—every direction has enough personality to make the before disappear.
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A plan for doing the thing
Printable paint maps, feature ideas, mockup prompts, and a materials list so inspiration becomes a weekend plan.
Coming into color
The first exterior glow-up kits are being made with a lot of opinions.
Your house has better in it
Color changes everything.
When the first kits land, choose a recipe, make it yours, and turn the before-and-after you have been imagining into the house everyone remembers.
See released kits